Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
You're not demanding. We’re just telling you the deal.
dudes: Bro Get down with me Me Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with Chat, just Get in there already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Dude! This Bunch of Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Out of Hand.
Honestly, I just want to Live My Life in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Get Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It get more info doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.